ʻAʻohe mea e ʻōlelo ai - maikaʻi ke kau ʻana i ke aliʻi wahine ma luna o kāu dick, manaʻo ʻoe he kanaka i ka manawa hoʻokahi! ʻO nā umauma he silicone maoli, akā nani lākou, a he haʻuki ke kino a pau. He wahine maikai, malama pono i kona kino. He mea maʻalahi ka hopena - inā makemake ʻoe i ka nānā ʻana o nā kāne - hele i ka hale haʻuki a me nā salona nani!
ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole ʻoe wale nō. Kakaʻikahi loa au "holo". ʻIke ka poʻe ʻōpio i kaʻu ʻōlelo. No laila, ʻoiai wau e kāhea ana, a i ʻole e hele pololei ʻoe i kou hoaaloha kahiko! A i ka wā o ka manawa, ma mua o ka hiki ʻana mai o ka lawe ʻana i ʻelua mau manawa e hoʻokele wau i ka wili i kahi hoaaloha! I kēia pō e loaʻa iaʻu kahi ahiahi a me ka pō! He hopena pule maikaʻi, e nā kānaka a pau!
ʻAe, he ʻano hou a holomua ka makuahine hoʻokamahine. ʻAʻole hoʻi e hoʻolohi i ka moekolohe. I loko o hoʻokahi mahina a ʻoi paha, e hoʻomohala ʻia ka ʻōpū o ke kaikunāne i mea e lele ai nā mea a pau i laila me ka puʻupuʻu.