ʻO ke ʻano o koʻu ʻike ʻana, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ka moa. ʻO ka ʻōpū i loko o nā ʻāpana ʻino, nā kaha kikoʻī ma kona ʻūhā, ka hoki lopsided. Koe na'e kona u'i nani. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻi iā ʻoe i ke ʻano o ke alo, akā hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ke ʻano ʻino o kāna anus. No laila, ʻano nani ka waha hana o ka lede, ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe!
Ua kāhea au i kahi paipu e hoʻomaʻemaʻe i nā paipu, a ua hana maikaʻi ʻo ia! Aia nō nā pilikia me ka wai, akā ua hauʻoli loa ke kaikamahine - ua loaʻa iā ia ka mea āna i kāhea ai. Ua nānā ʻo ia iā ia mai nā minuke mua loa e like me ka wahine maoli, ʻaʻole i moe kolohe no ka manawa lōʻihi. Hāʻawi ʻo ia iā ia i nā blowjobs me he mea lā e makemake ʻo ia e ale iā ia a pau - me ke kuko. Laki no ka hana a ke kanaka, heaha ka'u e olelo aku ai?
ʻO ka hoʻomaka maikaʻi o ka lewa ʻohana, nani loa nā kaikuahine a aia wale nō kahi ʻuhane Kalikimaka i ka lewa. Ua hoʻonohonoho pono ʻia ʻo Grandpa, eia ua wehe ʻia nā kaikamahine, a ke hoʻonohonoho nei ʻo ia i nā mea ma ka papaʻaina. Ua ʻelemakule paha ʻo Pāpā, akā he nui ka pauda i loko o kāna mau pauda. ʻAʻole hiki i kēlā me kēia kanaka ke hoʻokō i ʻelua, akā maʻalahi kēia kanaka a me ke kānalua ʻole. Ua māʻona nā mea a pau i ka hopena i waiho ʻia, me he mea lā ua holo maikaʻi.