He weasel ke kaʻi, e nānā ana i nā kaikamāhine i loko o ka lumi laka. Akā i ka nui o nā wahine hoʻopunipuni e komo i loko o kahi hale hoʻoikaika kino - no ke aha e leʻaleʻa ai i ka nānā ʻana i loko o ka māwae. A no laila ua hoʻokuke ʻo ia iā ia me kāna moa ʻōlohelohe i loko o nā lima o kahi brunette. Ua manaʻo maoli ʻoe e hōʻole ʻo ia i kēlā makana? Ua omo ʻo ia iā ia, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke wehe iā ia. Akā, ua omo maikaʻi ʻo ia ma kona ʻāʻī, nā aniani āpau mai ka hopena.
ʻO ka hui ʻana i ʻekolu mau kaikamahine wela i loko o ka loko hoʻokahi he laki nui! Makemake kēlā me kēia o lākou e like me ka wahine maikaʻi loa. A no ka huki ʻana i nā hopena, pono ʻoe e hoʻokaʻawale iā lākou a pau. Me he mea lā ua komo ke kanaka laki i ka moʻolelo moʻolelo!
ʻAʻohe mea a lākou e ʻōlelo ai no ka makahiki, ʻelemakule a ʻaʻole paha. Akā ʻo nā wahine e like me ia e leʻaleʻa iā lākou iho a lawe mai i kā lākou mau hoa, e kū'ē i nā cocksuckers ʻōpio. Ke hele maoli nei ka blonde, me he mea lā ʻaʻole lākou i hauʻoli i ka manawa lōʻihi.
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