Nui no ka hostel! Ua hoʻokomo nā kaikamāhine iā ia i kahi hui ʻekolu. Ua makemake ʻo ia e haʻi mālie, akā me nā hoa noho e like me ia, ʻaʻole ia e ʻike ʻole ʻia. Ma ka nānā 'ana i kona helehelena, makemake 'o ia i ka 'ekolu. A ʻo nā blondes e hoʻōho e like me kāna i hana ai!
ʻO ka brunette makua a me ka ʻike i hoʻopili ʻia i kēlā me kēia hale ʻāina me kahi loko? E hāʻawi mai iaʻu i ʻelua a hiki iā ʻoe ke hana me ka ʻole o ka hale a me ka ʻauʻau wai - he ʻumi kakini, inā ʻaʻole hoʻokahi haneli o lākou. E ʻimi i kona mau maka a e noʻonoʻo ua kūleʻa loa ke ola!
He wahi pō pipiʻi maikaʻi kēlā no ka lede! Manaʻo wau ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi o ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi lumi hōkele ma mua o ka hoʻopaʻi ʻia ʻana e nā niggers nui ʻelua. He extremist ʻo ia, ʻoiai! Hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo i ʻelua mau mea hiki. ʻO ka mea mua, he nymphomaniac ka wahine a ua hele ʻo ia i kāna leʻaleʻa punahele ma lalo o nā kumu kūpono. ʻO ka lua o ka koho, ua hoʻolimalima ʻia ka wahine a hana kālā. Hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo inā ʻaʻole kūpono ka wahine i kēia mau ʻāpana, a laila ʻaʻole paha ʻo ia e hoʻonohonoho pono iā ia iho me ʻelua mau ʻeleʻele.
He ʻakaʻaka ʻoe, ʻike ʻoe i hea. A he lauoho ke kāne e like me ka monkey - ma ka liʻiliʻi ua kahi ʻo ia.